Morgan Breier. 20. I am a dreamer and I squeak. My philosophy includes naps, cats, chicken and steak. I am a ninja assassin. I always follow back - but if you don't follow me, the terrorists win.
My Personal Porno: The Adventures of Sexual Vanilla

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tastefullyoffensive:
Not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts. (via anguyenballer)
gaelissfelin:
ghostkid:if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the dayi have some wonderful news for you
ghostkid:
if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day
i have some wonderful news for you
gwynndolin:
terriamon:gwynndolin:terriamon:pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruitblockedyou can block me but you can’t block the truth
terriamon:
gwynndolin:terriamon:pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruitblocked
terriamon:pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruit
pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza
pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.
we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza
tomato a fruit
blocked
you can block me but you can’t block the truth
yumikuri:
some person: we dont let our pets on the furnitureme:
some person: we dont let our pets on the furniture
me:
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theirishvegan:
IMAGINE YOUR OTP. 😭
plasmalogical:
lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time
